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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I'm on my horses
    You've slept with all my men

    Artist: Travis
    Song: Humpty Dumpty Love Song
    Real Lyric: An eye on my horsesYou've slept with all my men

    The story:

    I always imagined he would ride all of his horses away, because she slept with all his men, so he's leaving her with the horses now. Made more sense to me than the real ones...

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    Submitted by

    Lilandra

    Submitted on

    8/14/2012 7:38 am

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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