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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I'll be your crying soldier.

    Artist: Edwin McCain
    Song: I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)
    Real Lyric: And I'll be your crying shoulder.

    The story:

    Well all this time I just wanted to know why that
    poor soldier was so sad. Maybe he lost a leg or
    something. Or, since he's my crying soldier, maybe
    he lost MY leg. But no, nothing so exciting. My
    sister corrected me one day in the car and she and
    my mom got a good laugh out of it.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/18/2003 9:25 pm

    Age it happened

    10

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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