And I married a dude, my friends.

The story:

I knew it was highly unlikely that what I heard was
true, but I absolutely cannot hear the accurate
lyrics. I've listened to it over and over again, but
I still hear Zac Brown telling his friends that he
married a dude. However, before I was told what the
true lyrics were, my roommate caught me singing my
version in the shower. It boggled her for a moment
and she asked if that's what the real lyrics were. I
said of course!