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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I know you got me goin',
    PARDON ME MY PENIS IS SHOWIN'
    I'm only sayin', what's on my mind

    Artist: Kansas
    Real Lyric: And I know you got me goin', pardon me my feelings are showing, I'm only sayin', what's on my mind



    The story:

    I listened to it on my ipod a lot and always thought,
    'Hmmmm.........if mine were showing that would definately be on
    my mind too, but what's the point?' So then my dad and I were
    riding in the car listening to it and I said, "is he saying pardon me
    my penis is showin'?" And he just busted up laughing and said,
    "no, it's not penis, it's feelings." We both sing it my way now.

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