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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I keep wondering who's holding the door
    now
    And I keep wondering how hard she's
    knocking around

    Artist: DeBarge
    Real Lyric: When I keep wondering who's holding Donna now And I keep wondering who's heart she's knocking around
    The story:

    I listened to this song first in a country where
    English was not the first (or second, or third)
    language. The DJ always mumbled the title,
    but I thought my listening skill was more
    better than his language ability. Shortly after,
    I moved to the US, where the song was in a
    top 40. Enjoying singing, I sang this song
    outloud in a car with friends, but they looked
    at me and at each other quizzically. I thought
    it was my voice, but turned out it was the
    lyrics. I insisted on my version until they
    showed me the album in Sam Goody's. And
    then I saw the pictures of deBarge and went
    blind. Later on I heard Janet Jackson eloped
    with one of deBarge brothers, and I went deaf.

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