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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I guess that's why they call it a loo,
    Time on my ass could be time spent with you.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: And I guess that's why they call it the blues,Time on my hands could time spent with you.



    The story:

    I'm an American. Somehow, I learned at a young age that "loo" means "toilet." A few years later, when I was about 10 or so, I decided the line after sounded like, "Time on my ass could be time spent with you." I thought it made sense: it was a song about a guy with constipation; he really wanted to be with his girlfriend, but instead, he was stuck on the toilet. Well, I'm 18 now, and I looked up the lyrics a few days ago because I was bored. I realized that not only was my version wrong, but it was a lot more entertaining than the real version!

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