And a little burley girly gave my anus curly whirley [and asked if I needed a ride]

The story:

I always knew that what I was hearing was too bizarre (not to mention gross) that it could not be correct, though I could not hear it any other way for more than 20 years! A friend and I were talking about hard-to-understand song lyrics. I told him about a demonstration that I use in my cognitive Psychology class using the Rolling Stones version of Tumbling Dice (a song so incomprehensible that it does even make this list b/c you KNOW you can't understand what the hell he is saying!) and he brought up Blinded by the Light. He looked up the lyrics and sent them to me.