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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Although she wants to give me kicks,
    I wanna say "Chicken, give me pickled memories"

    Artist: The Association
    Song: Along Comes Mary
    Real Lyric: And though she wants to give me kicks and be my chick and give me pick of memories

    The story:

    I burned the song to CD for a "summer cruising music" compilation, and while driving down the road with Mom in the car, started belting out the song. Mom about died laughing, and a quick Google revealed that I'd been mis-singing the lyrics for years.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/7/2004 7:29 am

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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