The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
In my grade school choir, I thought myself quite ahead of the curve, since I already knew the song. With my naturally c**ky attitude, I volunteered to sing it in front of the class so they could benefit from my knowledge... I knew something was wrong when the teacher fell off her chair laughing.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
1/15/2004 12:31 pm
Age it happened
10
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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Apart from being a mondegreen, it is also a near-perfect spoonerism... Well done, kid !
Cecile Nov 26, 2011 12:41 pm