The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Even if I AM a museum piece, I like to keep up with music and my daughters all have the latest songs as "hold music" on their phones. So one day I call my daughter and she has a new song. I had heard it before, so I started to sing. She answers the phone to hear her own mother singing "All the other people with their f**ked-up kids..." and just about goes into hysterics. When she could finally talk she goes "MOM! It's "pumped up kicks"!! I wanted to go crawl in a hole somewhere.
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Submitted on
12/20/2011 11:03 pm
Age it happened
59
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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