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    All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my puppet.

    Artist: Foster The People
    Song: Pumped Up Kicks
    Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

    The story:

    After singing this in the car for several days, my wife finally looked up the lyrics and confronted me. "Did you ever think how hard it would be to outrun a PUPPET?"

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    Submitted by

    lanebailey

    Submitted on

    7/28/2011 11:45 am

    Age it happened

    52

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I heard this too! At first, I was just confused, but then I heard puppet and got even more confused. Then I looked it up online and was like that makes sense now.

    StarSinger66 Sep 03, 2011 1:30 pm