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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All of the things that I said when a woman
    Come wash and dry in my head when I'm with you.

    Sentimental gentleman, crawl into my life again.

    Artist: Bob Welch
    Song: Sentimental Lady
    Real Lyric: All of the things that I said that I wantedCome rushing by in my head when I'm with you.Sentimental, gentle wind blow into my life again.

    The story:

    It wasn't embarassing. Maybe this guy was a one-hit wonder because he needed to learn to ENUNCIATE.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/23/2002 4:07 pm

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    he was the lead singer of fleetwood mac, so hardly a "one-hit wonder" learn who you're criticizing before you spew from your pie-hole luh-hooz-uh-her :)

    ozymandias Nov 26, 2009 4:13 am