All of my life I’ve been a-waitin’
tonight there’ll be no masturbatin’
oh boy - when you’re with me - oh boy
the world will see that you were meant for me

The story:

I was told these lyrics at school and a I hated hearing this record for years as I was alway embarrassed. But not as embarrased as I was when I complained about it being played at our local fete thinking it was unsuitable and had to be told the true words. I cringe every time I think about it.