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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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All I wanted was a wide night with a good heart, soft touch-that's toast!

Artist: Faith Hill

Song: This Kiss

Real Lyric: All I wanted was a white knight, with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse.

The story:

I was singing along to the song with my best friend and as soon as I sang those words she stopped singing. She looked at me like I was completely stupid and said, "Did you just say 'that's toast'? Cause it's 'fast horse' you moron." She preceded to make fun of me for the rest of the day.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

11/13/2003 11:05 am

Age it happened

17

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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