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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    After School
    Walking Home
    Fresh turd under my fingernails
    And I can smell hot a** fart.

    Artist: Maroon 5
    Song: The Sun
    Real Lyric: After schoolWalking homeFresh dirt under my fingernailsAnd I can smell hot asphalt

    The story:

    I was singing this song in the car once with quite a few people...
    When they heard what I was singing they were all like "What!?". At which point I tried to justify myself. But I never lived down the fact that I had apparently got turd in my fingernails and they also said that that the hot ass farts were mine...highly embarrassing!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/6/2007 9:10 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    That's the way I misheard it, but my brother looked at me like I was an idiot.

    Maroonfive Jan 14, 2015 12:57 pm