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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Admiral Halsey notified me, he had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep, so I had another smoke, and I had a cup of tea. and a butterfly (butter fly?) The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in tihe pie.

    Artist: Paul McCartney
    Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified me, he had to have a berth or he couldn't go to sea, so I had another smoke and another cup of tea, and a butter pie (butter pie?) The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.



    The story:

    I was sticking up for Paul as a lyricist over Lennon with this I thought interesting, Psychedelic word play (The butter in the butterfly wouldn't melt, so he made a pie out of it). We got out the lyric sheet and instead it was this rather dull piece about a guy he needed a bunk, and butter that wouldn't melt.

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