Actually this is not me, but my mother:

Bow legged woman, bow legged woman to me

The story:

I was visiting my mom and dad one day and my mom was in the kitchen humming the song, and when she came to the chorus she sang out "bow legged woman" I stoppped what I was doing and said "What did you just say?" when she repeated it, my husband and I were hysterical.

OH YEAH, Bow legged woman is much better, and a heck of a lot funnier, not to mention the visual