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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease !

    A-RAB: So take him to a social Burger

    Artist: Leonard Bernstein
    Song: Gee, Officer Krupke
    Real Lyric: ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease! A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

    The story:

    when I watched "West Side Story" with my Parents and I asked them the meaning of a "social burger" and they laughed at me. I wondered for 2 years if that was a new McDonalds for poor people or something like that, until my parents told me the truth.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/7/2008 2:19 pm

    Age it happened

    10

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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