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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A whole new world
    (Don't you dare close your eyes)
    A hundred thousand things to see
    (Close your eyes, it gets better)

    Artist: Aladdin and The King of Thieves Soundtrack
    Song: A Whole New World
    Real Lyric: A whole new world(Don't you dare close your eyes)A hundred thousand things to see(Hold your breath, it gets better)

    The story:

    I'd never paid much attention to the lyrics but thought I knew them well enough to sing along to the song with friends in a car in Sweden. I was wrong.

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    Submitted by

    drummersgroove

    Submitted on

    1/17/2014 9:44 am

    Age it happened

    28

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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