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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A simple rhyme to occupy my time
    This one goes out to the one I love

    Dianne (or alternatively, "I am")

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Song: The One I Love
    Real Lyric: A simple prop to occupy my timeThis one goes out to the one I loveFire (she's comin' down on her own, now)

    The story:

    I was flabbergasted that I had it that wrong for so long and it never came up (never exposed). I still can't here "Fire" when I listen to it. What the hell does that mean, anyway? I thought he was calling out to his lost lover, Dianne. Other times I thought he was saying "I am" but that never made much sense either hence I finally looked it up (after over 30 yrs!).

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/8/2006 6:05 am

    Age it happened

    52

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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