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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A love that's better than lemons when I'm with You
    A love that always invites us to be with You
    Your love is better than lemons now that I'm with You

    Artist: Cloverton
    Real Lyric: A love that's brighter than diamonds when I'm with You A love that always invites us to be with You Your love is brighter than diamonds now that I'm with You



    The story:

    I kept listening to this song over and over thinking "he can't POSSIBLY be saying lemons!" but I couldn't figure out what else he could be saying for the longest time. Then one day it finally clicked that he was saying diamonds. I was a little sad. I like my version better :)

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