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    A kiss with a fist is fatter than a nun

    Artist: Florence + The Machine
    Song: Kiss With a Fist
    Real Lyric: A kiss with a fist is better than none

    The story:

    When I heard this song for the first time, I was like "How can a kiss with a fist be fat? Are nuns that fat?", but after a while I realized I was wrong. I thought it was really strange to sing about nuns like this.

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    Submitted by

    KarelC

    Submitted on

    7/23/2010 10:44 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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