A kiss for Bill to dream on

The story:

I was just relieved that nobody had actually heard me sing what I thought the lyrics were (I was quite a shy child and would only sing aloud in the privacy of my bedroom).

A few months later, my parents bought me the 'Prince Charming' L.P., which included 'Stand and Deliver'..... and a lyric sheet.

It still makes me cringe whenever I think about it (which, admittedly, is not very often). I mean, what the f**k did I imagine that a Yorkie self-dimension might be???