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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A kiss for Bill to dream on

    Artist: Louis Armstrong
    Real Lyric: A kiss to build a dream on

    The story:

    I was just relieved that nobody had actually heard me sing what I thought the lyrics were (I was quite a shy child and would only sing aloud in the privacy of my bedroom).

    A few months later, my parents bought me the 'Prince Charming' L.P., which included 'Stand and Deliver'..... and a lyric sheet.

    It still makes me cringe whenever I think about it (which, admittedly, is not very often). I mean, what the f**k did I imagine that a Yorkie self-dimension might be???

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