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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    99 bottles but the b***h ain't drunk.

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Song: Exodus
    Real Lyric: 99 problems but a b***h ain't one

    The story:

    Not a great Bob Marley fan, so I'd never taken
    much notice of the song and what it was about -
    except this line. For years - ever since I first
    heard the song - it stuck in my memory. Every time
    I heard the song, there is was again. What on
    earth did this Jamaican pop singer have against

    One evening the song came on when I was with my
    girlfriend (now wife), who seemed to know a bit
    more about Mr Marley, and I said "but what has he
    got against Yorkshire?".

    Silence. "Sorry?"

    "In this song. Why Yorkshire people? I don't get
    it" Where upon I repeated the line.

    30 years later, and she's still not forgotten...

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