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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Californication" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Californication" Lyrics

    Cattle fornication
    Can't afford a vacation
    Jesus can't afford a kitchen
    First Born Unicorn, Hot coleslaw porn
    Dreaming about fornication
    Chemo-californication
    hot dogs are born
    Cobain can you hear Miss Spears Singing
    Celebrity skin, is this your gender or i
    First born in a cult, hardcore soft porn
    kino californicaion
    I dream of Californian Raisins...
    it's the hair gel of the world and all o
    people can't afford vacation
    people can't afford vacation
    First one, Get a Coke
    Cobain, can you hear this fear Singing s
    First form unicorn Hardcore Sapporo
    People can't afford vacation
    Hot girls are poor

    Other Songs by Red Hot Chili Peppers

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    Blood Sugar Sex Magik
    By the Way
    Can't Stop
    Dani California
    Especially in Michigan
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    Funky Crime
    Funky Monks
    Give It Away
    Hump De Bump
    Jungle Man
    Love Rollercoaster
    Make You Feel Better
    Me and my Friends
    My Friends
    One Hot Minute
    Otherside
    Parallel Universe
    Readymade
    Right On Time
    Scar Tissue
    She's Only 18
    Snow (Hey Oh)
    Soul To Squeeze
    Suck My Kiss
    The Power of Equality
    The Zephyr Song
    This Velvet Glove
    Torture Me
    Turn It Again
    Under the Bridge
    Universally Speaking

    Funniest Misheards by Red Hot Chili Peppers