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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Help Me, Rhonda" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by The Beach Boys

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Help Me, Rhonda" by The Beach Boys? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Help Me, Rhonda" Lyrics

    Well since she put me down I've got owl
    Happy Rhonda
    Help me Wanda, help help me Wanda
    Happy bunny hap hap-py bunny
    She said she'd put me down ah but I'd do
    Help me Honda, help help me Honda.
    Happy Fun, hap happy fun
    Help me rhonda, YEAH! Get it out, it's m
    Help me, Rhonda, Yeah! Get around on my
    Help me Robert, help, help me, Robert
    Happy Hannukah, hap-happy Hannukah
    Since you put me down I've been all doin
    Help me barnicle help help me barnicle h
    Leprechaun, lep, leprechaun
    happy hanukka,hap, happy hanukka.
    Belt me one
    help me rhino, help, help me rhino
    Well since she put me down there've been
    happy honda, hap happy honda
    Pokémon, Po-Pokémon
    Happy times, hap-happy times. Help that

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