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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Sweetness Follows" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Metallica

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Sweetness Follows" by Metallica? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Sweetness Follows" Lyrics

    You know its sepultura!
    '... sad patrol..'
    ....you know itīs self-control...
    You know it's ZEN PATROOLLLL!!
    you know its sand patrol
    Sand patrol
    Saved by trolls
    Big Butt Blue
    Save a troll
    Self Control
    set control
    State Patrol
    Sabatrol?
    say control!
    Saboteur
    She holds the pen that smells B.M.
    Cyber Troll
    do my turd do my dirty turd, spacegoat
    Zed Patrol
    do my dirty work stink-yo!
    Sand Patrol

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    One
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    Shoot Me Again
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    The Four Horsemen
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