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    "Venus" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bananarama

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    Misheard "Venus" Lyrics

    I'm your fetus, I'm your fire, now go pe
    "I'm your fetus..."
    Throw me, sire.
    I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desi
    Making every man a man
    I'm your penis, I'm your fire Your desi
    I'm your penis
    I'm your fetus, I'm on fire, your desire
    im your penis im on fire at your desire.
    People eat horse s**t.
    I am your penis, and I will fire and you
    i'm your penis i'm on fire choke me sire
    I'm your venus, I'm your fire, lock the
    I'm your penis I'm your fire A whore's d
    I'm your anus i will follow your desire
    "I'm your Venus!" "I'm your Fire!" "As s
    i'm your penis and i'm on fire
    Your baby, she's Scottish
    I'm your penis, i'm your fire, spank me
    I'm your penis, I can fire at your desir
    I'm your penis, your vagina, your inspir
    I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, choke me
    I got it, from her,cause she's got it...
    I'm your penis I'm your fire Taunt me, S

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