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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Ray Of Light" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Madonna

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Ray Of Light" by Madonna? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Ray Of Light" Lyrics

    And I feel like a Crisco queen.
    And I feel, like a disco hoe
    Quicker than a grain of rice
    And I feel like a disco ball
    Threw the bent brassiere.
    Peppers in the pie
    And I feel like a disco whore
    Anna Friel
    Jasper in the sky at night she wonders
    and i feel like i just got combed
    And I feel like a disco ho.
    And a meal taste like styrofoam.
    And I feel like a DISCO POP And I feel..
    And I feel like a DISCO POP And I feel..
    Slicker than a spray of s**te...

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