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    "Maneater" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Hall & Oates

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Maneater" by Hall & Oates? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Maneater" Lyrics

    Whoa, here she comesShe's a bad reader
    She's a bandleader.
    Here she comes, she's a mans wiener.
    Whoa here she comes She's a mad cheetah
    Booth she'll chew you up
    She's deadly man, and she could really r
    she's sitting with you but her eyes are
    a'she can tell by the pervert that you a
    She's a mad heater.
    She's a mad cheetah
    She's barely mad, she can really rip you
    Whoa, here she comes She's a mind reade
    Watch out boy she'll cheer you up
    she could really rip your world apart
    Whoa, here she comes Washout boys she'll
    The war room is wild, she can tell by th
    She's a Mad Cheetah
    She could really rip your butt apart
    Oh Krishna, Watch out boy he'll chew yo
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy sh
    Whoa here she comes, watch out boy she'l
    Woah oh, here she comes She's a bandita
    Wooooh here she comes. Watch out boy she
    The woman is wild, she cen tell by the p
    "She's a bandita/band leader"
    She's the Mangeenah
    The woman is wild, you can tell by her p
    The beauty is there but a beast is in th

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