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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I Shot The Sheriff" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Eric Clapton

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "I Shot The Sheriff" by Eric Clapton? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "I Shot The Sheriff" Lyrics

    Every time that I plan to seed, he says
    Eye-shocker Sherry...
    But I swear it wasn't sucky pants
    I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot
    I Chopped a Cherry
    I shot Sharon, but I didn't shoot her de
    Hi, Doctor Sherry
    Eyes up to Sharon, but I did not shoot t
    I shook the sherry
    Lots of p***y for the boy from down in t
    I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot
    i shop for sharon
    I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was i
    I start to share it
    i shot the sheriff, but i swear i was in
    I didn't share it
    I shot the sherrif but I did not shoot h
    I shock a sherra
    I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot
    I shot the Sheriff, but I did not shoot
    But I Swear it Wasn't Succotash
    Hi Shopping Cheryl

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    badge
    Before you accuse me
    Bell Bottom Blues
    Cocaine
    Crossroads
    Forever Man
    further on up the road
    hand jive
    Lay Down Sally
    Layla
    Malted Milk
    My Fathers Eyes
    Pretending
    Swing Low Sweet Chariot
    Tears in Heaven
    Tulsa Time
    Wonderful Tonight

    Funniest Misheards by Eric Clapton