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    "It's My Life" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bon Jovi

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "It's My Life" Lyrics

    Like Frankenstein I did it my way
    This ain't a song for the baby farted.
    When Satan's here for his fiftieth party
    Ben Franklin said, "I did it my way"
    My heart is like an open flightway Like
    Lets sing a song for the broken-hearted
    Like Frankenstein I did it my way
    Like Frankenstein I did it my way.
    It's my wife. She's a cow and feather.
    Your heart is like an open highway And
    I thought I s**t Myself but I only Farte
    I think he said I did it my way.
    That freaky sh*t I did it my way
    Ooops I farted!!!
    This is for ones who stood and drowned.
    Got to make your own bread!
    A frickin' chicken did it my way
    it's my wife
    For tommy and gina who milked that cow.
    Let's sing a song for the broken hearted
    I'll freakin say "i did it my way"
    I'll take a s**t and did it my way
    Tommy and Gina milked that cow
    This is the song for the guy who farted
    I ain't gonna live forever I just can't
    Like I said I'll do it my way
    My heart is like an open highway Like Fr
    Like Blücher said, I did it my way
    This ain't a song for the broken hearted
    This ain't a song for the mentally retar
    Like Frankie's shed I did it my way.
    This aint a song for the broken hearted
    I freakin' said I did it my way
    I'm breakin' s**t I did it my way
    It's my wife, it's now or never. I ain't
    I just wanna live an island life
    Like Frankenstead I did it my way
    Like Frankenstein, I did it my way.

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