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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I'm Like A Bird" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Nelly Furtado

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "I'm Like A Bird" by Nelly Furtado? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "I'm Like A Bird" Lyrics

    I licked a bug the other day
    It's getting so lonely inside my head...
    Unlike the bird, I don't evaluate
    Hung like a bird
    I'm like a turd, I only float away
    I don't know where my homies, I don't kn
    I'm like a turd, I always fly away
    I'm like a bird, I'm gonna fly away I do
    I'm like a turd, I'm gonna float away I
    I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away I do
    I'm like a bird I'll only fly away. I do
    I'm like a bird, I only fly away I don't
    Im like a bird I always fly away I do
    i dont know where my home is maybe thats
    hung like a bird.
    i wanna own a spade
    i was singing the song and my friend tho
    Hung like a bird; I don't know where my
    I don't know where my hole is. I don't
    i'm like a bird, I wanna fly away I don'
    I licked a boner yesterday...
    I don't know where my phone is
    I'm like a turd. I always float away.
    I'm like a bird, I want to fly away I do
    Im like a bird Ill only fly away I dont
    I don't know where my hole is
    A baby ackacheekabuckka
    No, my love isred No, my love is blue W
    I'm like a bird. I wanna fly away.
    I am the bird, I like to pay I dont know
    I'm like a turd, I wanna float away.
    I'm like a bird I'll only fly away I don
    Hung like a bird, I don't know where my
    I'm like a bird, i wanna fly away. I don
    Cry like a nerd. Just fly away. I dont
    I'm like a bird, i wanna graduate
    I'm like a turd I only float away

    Other Songs by Nelly Furtado

    Air Force Ones
    All Good Things (Come To An End)
    Do It
    Fresh Off the Boat
    Here I Go Again
    Hey Man
    Hey, Man
    In God's Hands
    Man Eater
    My Love Grows Deeper
    On The Radio
    Powerless (say what you want
    Promiscuous
    Say It Right
    Turn Off the Light

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