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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "We Didn't Start the Fire" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Billy Joel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "We Didn't Start the Fire" Lyrics

    Hypodermics on the show, vaginas under m
    We didn't fart, you liar.
    Trouble in the sewers
    Chocolate in the sewers!
    We didn't start the fire It was always b
    Betty Crocker peed her pants.
    Children of the little mind
    Churnin' up the little mind
    Children of the Little Mai.
    Rockin Roller color wars
    Belchin in her condo
    Edsel and Sunoco
    Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
    Start with a homicide, children of thali
    (1) Little Rock, castinet, Mickey Mantle
    Well we did ignite it . . . but we're tr
    Eight-tracks, Bernie Goetz
    Children of the little mind
    Though we did ignite it, but we're tryin
    The beds been burnin' since the worlds b
    Chirping up their little minds
    ...it was always burning, sister, world'
    Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", "space-monkey-Ma
    Scatman John
    justin biebs. pet her son
    lawrence of the labia
    chill ran up the little mime
    Start with a homicide, children of the l

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    My Life
    Only Human
    Only the Good Die Young
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    Pressure
    Scenes From An Italian Restaurant
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    Sometimes a Fantasy
    Still Rock and Roll to Me
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    Tell Her About It
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    The River of Dreams
    Uptown Girl
    Why Should I Worry?
    You May Be Right

    Funniest Misheards by Billy Joel