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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Start Me Up" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Rolling Stones

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Start Me Up" by Rolling Stones? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Start Me Up" Lyrics

    Pistachio
    Romeo! Romeo and Juliet!
    Stamina!
    Estavio!
    Scorpio
    If you stop me up a girl stopper
    My daughter was about 10 or so and we we
    You make an old man cry
    Start me up! You can throw me a bar mit
    Start me up! Start me on the beltstop.
    Yeh pistachio, That pistachio won't ever
    You make it grow big crown
    You got me licking Mikhail Gorbachev.
    Yugoslavia Yugoslavia I'll never stop
    Yugoslavia Yugoslavia I never stop
    Start me up, you make the crow man cry
    shes a b***h girl and shes going to fart
    Zombie love! Zombie love, zombie love fr
    The Ma-fi-a
    pastario
    Gestapo
    Mr. Greenburg died.
    Hisparmia
    i wanna screw but shes a mean mean machi
    Memphis Mafia.... Mamphis Mafia don't ev
    "Yugoslavia! Yugoslavia! You better sto
    "Don't make the Crombie a crime"
    Start me up, start me up umbrella style
    Pastramio, Pastramio, I'll never stop an
    You make me groan and cry
    You make me grow red wine, I like The Wi
    my *** got legs....my lips grow wings

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