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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Uma Thurman" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Fall Out Boy

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Uma Thurman" by Fall Out Boy? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Uma Thurman" Lyrics

    I can move mountains I can put them in
    I'm gonna kick you like an oaf
    She wants to dance like Oops I Farted
    I can walk a miricle, walk a miricle
    I can move mountains, I can walk America
    She likes to dance like Pee-Wee Herman

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