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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    1. It's getting late, have you seen my date?
    2. A hat full of breeze in her hair.
    3. Get a bathroom soiled, how to be so tame?
    4. I can drink a little drinkin' shot of Jimmy Beam.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: 1. It's getting late, have yer seen my mates2. A handful of grease in her hair3. Get about as oiled as a diesel train4. I (can) sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me"

    The story:

    I "transcribed" this song and "Bennie and the Jets"
    when I was 9 years old. My cassette of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" had no lyric sheet. The misheard lines above are from my "transcription" at 9.

    At 14, I bought a double LP of this album, which DID have a lyric sheet!

    Of these, I like #1 best!

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