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    Song: Eve

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    ...You watched your silk cravat

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: You had strateigally dipped below one eyeYour scarf, it was apricot.You had one eye in the mirrorAs you watched yourself gavotte



    The story:

    I had on the close-captioning on my TV, and there the lyrics were, during the credits from the film "Dick".

    I had to look "gavotte" up in the dictionary. I've only watched myself "bop".

    Actually, I think "your silk cravat" is a lot more clever than "yourself go by" (the most common mis-hearing), especially since it's quite clear those aren't the words Simon is singing.

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