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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Police
    Song: Roxanne
    Real Lyric: don't have to put on the red light...

    The story:

    This was actually my high school boyfriend's goof. He sang this song when his dad's girlfriend with the same name walked into the room. Oddly he couldn't figure out why she was both laughing and offended. It was interesting trying to explain to him that not only was he wrong, but that he was serenading her with a song about a prostitute. Never could get him to tell me what he thought it was about.

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