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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...When you get to the Promised Land / You're gonna shake that iced ham!

    Artist: Modest Mouse
    Song: Third Planet
    Real Lyric: The Third Planet is sure that they're being watched / by an eye in the sky that can't be stopped / When you get to the Promised Land / you're gonna shake that eye's hand.

    The story:

    Not exactly embarassing, but... I really thing that, if it weren't for the relative obscurity of Modest Mouse, Isaac Brock would be a sure contender for the Misheard Lyrics Hall of Fame. His southern accent and slight lisp, combined with his affinity for wailing like a sad drunk, add up to form enthralling, if incomprehensible vocals. This lyric had really bothered me until I read the lyric sheet... I mean, shake your iced ham? Weird stuff...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/23/2002 8:36 am

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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