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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    [VERSE:]
    I want Joanna Lumley, like I’m a hot guy
    You think I’m nummy, don’t know what you like
    So boy forget about the whirl cause it's gon' be
    me and you tonight
    I want to make a bed for it, then Imma make you
    swallow your pride

    [CHORUS:]
    Wa

    Artist: Rihanna
    Song: Only Girl (In The World)
    Real Lyric: [VERSE :]I want you to love me, like I'm a hot rideBe thinkin' of me, doin' what you likeSo boy forget about the world cause it's gon' be me and you tonightI'm gonna make your beg for it, then I'mma make you swallow your prideOooohhh[CHORUS:]Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the worldLike I'm the only one that you'll ever loveLike I'm the only one who knows your heartOnly girl in the world...Like I'm the only one that's in commandCause I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man, yeahWant you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the worldLike I'm the only one that you'll ever loveLike I'm the only one who knows your heartOnly one...[BRIDGE:]Take me for a ride, rideOh baby, take me high, highLet me make you rise, riseOh make it last all night, nightTake me for a ride, rideOh baby, take me high, highLet me make you rise, riseMake it last all night

    The story:

    It's quite spectacular how much of this song I got
    wrong, but the bit that really cracked me up was
    "Let me make you rice, rice, make it last all
    night". Heterosexual courting rituals are something
    of a mystery to me, so I thought maybe this was to
    do with the old adage "the way to a man's heart is
    through his stomach". The image of Rihanna
    cheerfully cooking a whole night's worth of rice
    never fails to make me giggle.

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    Submitted by

    deafasapost

    Submitted on

    9/5/2013 2:28 pm

    Age it happened

    29

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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