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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...the sound of credenzas falling all around...

    Real Lyric: Enough about you, let's talk about life for a whileThe conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretensesFalling all around...all around



    The story:

    i was driving, singing this song when it occurred to me that i didn't know exactly what sort of sound a falling credenza would make. would it depend on what was in the credenza? on top of the credenza? how would one determine if you actually heard a CREDENZA fall, and not another large piece of furniture? do credenzas fall often, and all around? if so...why had i never heard the unmistakeable sound of a falling credenza?

    then, i realized that i was just dangerously stupid.

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