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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...sitting on a doughnut hole.

    Artist: Steel Pulse
    Real Lyric: ...sitting on a throne of gold.



    The story:

    My daughter, who has wide-ranging musical tastes, (which of course, I have always taken credit for), informed me years later when she heard me happily singing along to the song. Exactly when/where that happened I can't recall; memory loss is sometimes a blessing, rather than a curse of getting older, especially when it comes to embarrassing moments.

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