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    ...sentimental lady gentle one [bridge] and all of the things that they say are very fourteen joys and a ** WILTED CANARY **...

    Artist: Bob Welch
    Song: Sentimental Lady
    Real Lyric: ...sentimental lady gentle one [bridge] and all of the things that they say are very fourteen joys and a will to be merry... [i think...]

    The story:

    No embarrasing details required. As soon as i listened to what i was singing (as i was singing along) i realized "that can't be right!" but i'm still not positive what the original lyrics are except horrible.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/1/1997 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    wow 12 years later, your slam against bob welch still sounds BITTER, bee-otch - write something of your own,. coont :)

    ozymandias Nov 26, 2009 4:11 am