...secret asian man, secret, asian man! FIRST, he's giving you your number, THEN he's taking away your plate!..

The story:

I sang it in the car one time with my wife present, she smirked at me, and told me that was her song, and that HER version was better; then she sang it to me, but it was lame and I can't remember! Though I didn't try to convince her it was the correct version, I DID insist it was the BEST*.
:)