"...place a peppermint stick around your ***k,
hanging for all to see."

The story:

You just know you're sleep deprived and have had
too much holiday eggnog (with rum and or brandy)
when you hear this tune on the "sll X-Mas, all
the time" FM radio station and all the lyrics
seem dirty.
I had to change the channel when Andy Williams
sings "Happy Holidays" and the line,
"leave a peppermint stick for Old Saint Nick,
hanging on the Christmas tree"
but instead I hear:
"place a peppermint stick around your ***k,
hanging for all to see".
Time for "Eggnog's Anonymous" I think.