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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "...go screaming through the valley as my mother joins the chase."

    Artist: Rush
    Real Lyric: "...go screaming through the valley as another joins the chase."



    The story:

    I first heard "Red Barchetta" when I was eleven years old and for several years afterwards I carried a more innocent interpretation of this song as the narrator describing a ride he was taking through the countryside on a bicycle, being playfully pursued by his older brothers. Eventually their mother went out looking for them on her own bicycle to call them all home for dinner.

    Then one day I pick up a book of Rush lyrics in a music store and realize that there's this whole other "cars have been outlawed" plot to the song. I felt like the biggest dweeb in the world, which is saying a lot coming from a Rush fan such as myself.

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