"...'Cuz I'm feelin' like a crim in the hole."

The story:

My cousins and I were riding in the car, listening to the radio. The youngest of us three sang out those lyrics, and everyone just stopped. "What did you say?" someone asked her, and she repeated it. Much laughter followed. We informed her of her mistake, then asked what she thought a "crim" was, to which she replied that she thought it was a word she simply didn't know (yet).