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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ('Cause) It's the past that's gonna last
    It's only ten to one

    Artist: Ratt
    Song: Dance
    Real Lyric: Stupid pans and fans, no more laughsIt's only ten to one
    The story:

    Several lyrics sites actually have the it printed this way! Don't know where that first came from, but since I couldn't figure out anything more sensible, I went with it. Then I bought The Best Of Ratt guitar tab book, and it had the correct lyrics. Also, way too many people (including me for a while) call the song "Dance Dance Dance", thanks to the chorus. But it's only "Dance"...look for a picture of the back of the CD for proof!

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