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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...can't keep holding on to a tour guide, when all you got is hurt.

    Artist: U2
    Song: One
    Real Lyric: ...can't keep holding on to what you got, when all you've got is hurt.

    The story:

    A Tour guide??!!?? I know women are confusing but I thought he was a little excessive, needing a tour guide. Turns out he didn't. I was watching a kiwi tv programme like American Idol, and heard it correctly. It made much more sense. I was alone at the time. Thankfully. I don't know how many times I've warbled that line in the car though!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/20/2007 1:00 am

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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